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BEST AMERICAN FEMALE OLYMPIC ATHLETE, LEGEND OF JACKIE JOYNER

In MEDIA, SPORTS, TOP 10 on August 15, 2008 at UTC.26.31.

 

Few athletes could match the intensity and memorable moments like Jackie kersee. The way in which she carried herself will always be a model of virtue for other competitors across gender & racial lines. For certain, she was a class act whenever she competed. She is a great champion for all ages & all generations….her story is the stuff LEGENDS are made of….if you don’t know you better ask someone about her, she was ther real deal. Ya Heard?

“Jackie Joyner-Kersee, racked up a world-record 7,291 points in her first of two Olympic heptathlon titles in 1988. With three gold, two silver and two bronze Olympic medals to her name, it seems obvious why many have proclaimed her the top female athlete of the 20th century.”

Jackie Joyner-Kersee is the Greatest American Female Athlete Ever. As a Heptathlete she competes in 10 different events, which means she’s an all around athlete. Her wide variety of talent, competitive nature, and tenacity are unmatched. Indeed, with a remarkable skill set she is an inspiration to little girls everywhere. With a total of 7 Olympic medals she is near the top of the list with medals won in her extensive Olympic career.

DMX ARRESTED AGAIN…

In HOT BUTTON TOPIC, LIFESTYLE, MEDIA, MUSIC on August 15, 2008 at UTC.58.31.

DMX was picked up yesterday in Florida over a bench warrant issued against him in Arizona. Florida  lawyer, Brad Cohen, tried to bail him out today, but couldn’t — because Arizona courts list him as having a no bail hold. X was listed as having $25,000 cash bond, but somehow it’s changed.”

“So now the rapper has to sit in a Florida jail until his October 2 court hearing for a possession charge he has in Miami. Cohen told us he’ll have him out before then … if they can straighten everything out.”

Why don’t they enlist DMX into a celebrity rehab program? I mean, OMG, Robert Downey was just as trifling as X a few years ago, now he’s resurrected his career. This brother obviously needs help, and the people in his camp certainly don’t give two cent about him.

It’s ironic the way Black & white entertainers get treated in the U.S. It’s like the Black entertainer is presumed guilty before the facts are known. On the other hand, white actors recieve the benefit of the doubt, and are extended every opportunity to make amends.

Why is that? Am I the only one who notices this? Doubtful, the masses are just caught up, or fearful. Politics of fear at its best….

Somebody pray for DMX!! I am…..God Bless you brother, may you find peace in the Most High and conquer your vices. Amen!!

FLYING BY THE SEAT OF YOUR PANTS, OBAMA DRAWLS

In ELECTION 08, FASHION, HOT BUTTON TOPIC, Politics on August 15, 2008 at UTC.24.31.

Get your Obama drawls here!! I mean if you seen one pair of drawls then you’ve seen them all. Right? I mean how crazy are we getting over Obama, that someone actually wants his face where there ass is. I mean damn, some things are just extra, but hey its for a good cause right? Besides these don’t look big enuff for real black men or real black women. LMAO

Underwear designer, Andrew Christian recently unveiled his collection of “Obama 08” briefs, in association with Bridge and Tunnel Communications is producing a “Daytime for Obama” photo shoot featuring the hottest men and women from Daytime soaps.

The list of confirmed participants include: “Y&R’s” Vail Bloom (DA Heather), Christel Khalil (Lily) and Melody Thomas Scott (Nikki Newman). “DAYS”, Kristen Renton (Morgan) and Blake Berris (Nick), and from “B&B” Heather Tom (Katie) , Lesli Kay (Felicia), Ashley Jones (Bridget) and Winsor Harmon (Thorne). Participants from “GH” will be announced shortly.

The shoot takes place this Friday, August 15th. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of the briefs is contributed to Obama’s presidential campaign efforts.

RACKED UP, ELISE NEAL GETS WORK DONE

In CULTURE, DIASPORA TALK, LIFESTYLE, MEDIA on August 15, 2008 at UTC.52.31.

Elise Neal recently opened up about plastic surgery in Hollywood. In fact, she even admitted going under the knife herself.

Neal says, “Being a person who’s had plastic surgery I think it’s personal choice. A lot of people make me laugh about the plastic surgery situation because I hate to say it but most African American females in entertainment have had some type of plastic surgery.”

“Maybe it’s not breast enhancement but I’d say at least 75% of them have had their noses done and they cannot tell me that they haven’t. I’m sorry.”

75% seems a little high, but when you consider the competitive nature of Black women in Hollywood it might even be more. Considering, most of these actressess often times audition for the same parts….

Even though, she’s had her rack done, I’ll be the first to say, at least she got her monies worth. Not to mention, her augmentation is done in taste and not over kill. For example, Tiffany from I Love New York——she’s gonna have back problems in 5 years….you have to know how much is enuff…

Elise Neal’s job is tasteful, now if she can only do something with that tired ass day-glo orange weave….Not a good look!!!!

WHERE’S THE BEEF? LUDACRIS & T.I. COLLABO

In CULTURE, HOT BUTTON TOPIC, MUSIC on August 15, 2008 at UTC.48.31.

“There’s a time and place for everything, and now is the time. This [upcoming] album, Theater of the Mind, is an event, and all the songs on it are events,” Luda said.

 “I felt like there was no bigger event in hip-hop at this moment than me and T.I. working together.”

“Me and dude never had no problems,” T.I. elaborated a few days ago while calling in to DJ Self’s Sirius Satellite Radio show. “It was always turmoil between our camp and his camp. Us as the bosses of our companies, everyone is gonna follow our lead.

We’d figure if it ain’t no problem and we don’t have no issues, no beef, then there’s no reason we shouldn’t be able to get together and make music. That was an executive decision that was made on both our behalves.”

“It’s showing that once great minds set their differences aside, they can make something happen,” Alfamega, who’s signed to T.I.’s Grand Hustle Records, said at the Ozone Awards. “That’s two grown men — not two grown males, grown men!”

HELL HAS NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORN, VIOLENCE IN TCI

In HOT BUTTON TOPIC, INTERNATIONAL NEWS, LIFESTYLE, MEDIA on August 15, 2008 at UTC.36.31.

Ole girl and ole boy came to blows last night: Somebody gonna need a tetanus shot!

“The Premier of the Turks & Caicos Islands (TCI) Michael Misick, and his estranged wife Lisa Raye McCoy-Misick were involved in a violent confrontation at the Premier’s mansion on Wednesday night, according to reliable sources.’

 ”The fight, which reportedly occurred in the presence of a number of government officials, including the Minister for Health and Education, Lillian Been-Boyce, resulted in both Misicks seeking emergency medical attention for bites.”

“Each has filed a police report against the other. On Tuesday, Michael Misick had released a brief press statement, saying, “I am announcing that I am separated from LisaRaye McCoy-Misick.”

“LisaRaye had returned to the TCI this week, reportedly to negotiate a divorce settlement but, according to our sources, this process had gone very badly from her standpoint.

Misick is said to have refused to allow his wife to stay at the Premier’s mansion and she is believed to be staying at a local beach resort.”

Damn, its getting real heated now, Misick wouldn’t allow her to stay at the mansion. Hmmm, sounds like BIG trouble ahead…. TIME WILL TELL… 

On Wednesday night, for unknown reasons, LisaRaye decided to confront Misick at his mansion, which resulted in the violent altercation.”

ONCE YOU GO BLACK, U NEVER GO BACK: WHERE ARE THE BLACK MODELS?

In AESTHETIC VALUES, ART, CULTURE, DIASPORA TALK, FASHION, HOT BUTTON TOPIC, INTERNATIONAL NEWS, LIFESTYLE, MEDIA on August 15, 2008 at UTC.24.31.

The latest buzz in the fashion industry is two-fold. On One hand, the Vogue Italia created an all out raid on news stands for their July edition, on the other hand, where were all the black models prior to that edition? Why is the country so backwards when it comes to the progress of ‘ethnic minorities?’ This is the 21st century & we still talking about the 1st African American this & that… Is this the way its going to always be?

“What happened to all the black models?” “Let’s round them up in a special edition of Vogue.” “Why are the runways so pale?” “Let’s trot out Naomi at the February shows.” Basically, Vogue Italia was a token edition of black models because most of those models can’t find work year round, unless its Black history month or some other “ethnic” affair..

Fashion photographer Nick Knight decided not to draw attention to this latest buzz. Instead, he produced and posted on his blog a video about “the outright taboo subject of racism in the fashion industry,” featuring Naomi Campbell, a tank, two loaded handguns and a few slates of text.

As Campbell points two handguns at the camera, Knight’s words appear on screen: “I am virtually never allowed to photograph black models for the magazines, fashion houses, cosmetic brands, perfume companies and advertising clients I work for. Whenever I ask to use a black model I am given excuses such as, ‘Black models are not aspirational in some markets’ or ‘they do not reflect the brands values,’ normally, however, no reason is given.”

Then in the last part of the ‘muted’ video, “If I judge by my own feelings, I can only guess the indignation, anger, rage and fury that black models must feel.” AMEN!! Following that Campbell sprays bullets from a fully automatic assault weapon. Depsite the fact, the video is silent, its message is deafening and poignant. There is definitive conversation in silence!! Listen closely….

“If you look at the catwalks, the shows in London, Paris, Milan, it’s the same. Right across the board, there’s a total under-representation of black models in the fashion industry. It happens in editorial and on the runways,” Knight said.

“I don’t think it comes from the photographers. I don’t think it comes from the fashion editors. I don’t like to parcel out blame, but you have to look at why business allows it. I guess these companies are being told what sells and what doesn’t sell. And I think within those marketing strategies are assumed racisms.”

Marketing strategies is a polite of way of saying that Black models aren’t selling magazines so we don’t put them on covers. However, the July edition of Vogue Italia turns that theory on its head. How many editions of Vogue have sold out prior to hitting stands? My guess is its not a monthly occurence. This is how subtle racism is and how it goes unchecked because the supposition is such that can’t be proven easily at first. Although, if you dig deep enough the truth can always be uncovered…. Let’s keep diggin’

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=5574427

“I’ve often heard, ‘All Asians like this. All Asian people like the color pink. This will work in the Asian market,’” he added. “As if human beings actually act like that. People don’t behave as Asians, they don’t behave as Americans, they don’t behave as black people, they don’t behave as BMW drivers. They don’t behave as any of the stereotypes we put across.”

Categorization: racist always try to place people in convenient little boxes to justify their beliefs, prejudices and actions. Still, we must applaud Knight in his effort to eradicate a phenomenom he participated in. “I realized I was accepting racism and bigotry and I needed to make a statement.”  So why don’t more white people develop a conscience & spine and seek to eradicate this silent killer? Will Knight achieve his aim in making the video? Probably! His only goal: “get people’s attention.”

Marvet Britto, brand strategist and founder of PR firm The Britto Agency, finds the whole situation ironic, considering how many fashion and lifestyle trends emerge from the black community. Indeed, which is why this is so hypocritical. Our country has appropriated the most satiable parts of blackness, while relegating the rest of the culture to the back of the bus (pun intended).

“What these companies fail to realize is A) we spend billions over all sectors of industry and B) as a smaller segment, we still influence the masses,” said Britto, who is black. “Most of the trends we see, it can all be traced to urban culture. It’s simply been adopted and made palatable for mass consumption.” For example, designs on finger nails. Sisters been doing that forever, but now its en vogue because mainstream culture has approved of the style. That’s one example among 1,000’s.

Britto adds, “Marc Jacobs( jeweler) wears his pants low. Black men started doing that in jail because they didn’t have belts,” she said. “Women spend money to get lip enhancements, butt implants, more tan skin. They’re seeking to mimic people with ethnic features — traits that are found in African-American women.”

However, they wouldn’t trade places for a day with these same people they mimic. “While imitation is the best form of flattery.” Let’s call it what it is:HYPOCRISY. I want to appropriate & assimilate your aesthetics, but I don’t want to be confused with being you or like you. Its like trying to learn how to swim without ever getting wet. Impossible? Or, more like standing under a tree with an umbrella in your hand covering your head.

“I remember when black models were everywhere in the ’70s,” said Simon Doonan, creative director at Barney’s and author of “Eccentric Glamour.” “Issey Miyake, Yves Saint Laurent, they used so many black girls. We’ve gone from that to the situation now where there are these token attempts to integrate black women. It’s distasteful to me. Fashion should be intriguing and alluring. What’s alluring about a parade of white girls?” Not a damn thing. Its quite boring & not reflective of reality.

In the 70’s there was a lot of political upheaval within the black community. The Civil Rights Movement, The Black Power Movement, The Black Pride Movement. These community based policies reflected teh full spectrum of blackness. Similarly, like Jazz music, Rock-n-Roll and now hip-hop music the “look” was co-opted and the reality was left to fill the void. This is the method of operation of the establishment. After a while, when the fad wears off, those black models were relegated to the fringe in favor of more socially acceptable “looks” & trends.

“We’re living in a very conformist time where the national ideal is a girl with blond hair, a fake tan, fake boobs and fake lips. It’s a very plastic ideal that dominates our culture,” Doonan said. “The hot bimbo archetype is what’s screwing everything up for everybody, not just women of color.”

“I don’t think this is hard-core racism. I think it’s more inertia and stupidity on the part of the fashion industry. It’s lack of imagination,” Doonan said. “There’s a collective responsibility the fashion industry has to get their a– into gear, come into the 21st century, open the windows and doors and see all the beautiful girls that are out there and not have preconceived ideas about it. This is reprehensible and it needs to change.”

I’ll say it, its definitely HARD CORE RACISM, let’s not sugar coat what we all see self evidently….